COMPLETE DICKSLUT?

Matt Esteves is a type of emotionally dysfunctional person known as a "cartoonist". It is like being an artist or a writer, without any of the redeeming qualities of either. He like to stare dimly at books, pretending to understand the symbols and pictures inside. It is said that he was once a human man, though those who witnessed his transformation have long since died, taking the remarkable tale with them for eternity. If approached by him, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT. CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY.


Hey buttmunch! Weekend Knights is © 2008 Matt Esteves, and I'm sorry I snapped at you like that.